If you've been reading this blog for any amount of time, you'll figure out I have a passion for well crafted animation. Not your Saturday morning cartoons, but art films and foreign television shows, where animation is not reserved for children.
As I tend to do during the weekend, though delayed a bit due to events described in posts before this, I frequent
Rotten Tomatoes. If you don't know what the site is, it's a website that tabulates reviews for movies and based on how many positive or negative reviews, gives it a percentage of positive reviews. Basically I used it when working at the movie theater to determine how busy we would be and if I should watch it. Now I just use it to determine which movie
I we can
escape go to.
Every now and then they have these little top fifties that they make by using their rating system. I usually bypass these and just glance at the site to see what's coming out and what's worth checking out. Cause their system, while good for studio and limelight independent features cause of the amount of reviews flooding in, truly ignores a lot of the foreign and indie movies, due to the lack of reviews. Let me put it this way, Spider-man 3 gets a 61%, which means 61 percent of reviewers like that movie and gave it a positive review. Though since it is a Hollywood Blockbuster, more reviewers go see it, in this case, 227. That means 88 reviewers did not like it at all.
Now lets make a fake 1 million dollar indie movie, or substitute it for an award winning foreign movie that does not get a theatrical release in the United States. Let's be optimistic and say ten reviewers review this movie. Then let's be realistic, 9/10 of those reviewers are internet douchebags who no one likes at all, so they compensate by killing indie films. People whose ability to judge films stems from seeing Star Wars 30 times and those pretentious film school rejects, who won't see a movie if there is an inkling of special effects. I've gone off track... So let's say that this movie gets 3/10 good reviews. Mostly from people who shouldn't be able to judge movies intelligently anyways. It's simple math, the more reviewers, the better chance of getting a better rating on the site. Unless it is a pile of garbage then I don't care either way.
So you can see how making a top 50 list of any kind of genre based on those terms is faulty. Now I was willing to give it a chance, since I try to be as open minded about things like this as I can. Cause in the film world, being open minded as a viewer is the greatest asset to see how good a movie is. If you go into a movie already disliking something about it, odds are you're not going to like the movie. If you go in, willing to try something new, or try something that you may have disliked in the past, I gaurentee you'll have a better time at the movies.
I'm going on a tangent again, but it's a rant so I can do whatever the hell I want to do.
So being the little ADD kid that I am, I skipped to number one and went backwards. Here is an uncut reanactment of my reactions to the to 10 on their "list."
#1 Toy Story 2
"What... The... FUCK!? Toy Story 2, the fucking sequel which turned likeable characters into annoying mockeries of their former selves! God damn do I hate woody..." To be fair I didn't see this movie till like a year ago. I liked Toy Story, I thought it was smart, witty and a pioneer for the now sadly overused 3D animation.
Moving on to #2, hoping to god I can get through this with my sanity.
#2 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
"I can understand this... I would put it in my list, maybe not this high though. On the other hand, it was the first Disney animated feature film... You escape for now list, but I'm moving on."
#3 Pinocchio
"Good Disney movie, shouldn't be this high though. I mean there are certainly many better Disney movies. God..."
#4 Toy Story
"I'll give this one to you list, but I'm not liking, what I'm not seeing you dirty... Shizno." *Note. If you know what a Shizno is before Jenbun, you can officially say you're better than her at reading my mind. I can't give you an award because Jenbun has her claws dug into it, but you can say you beat her. **Note note. Email answers to me.
#5 Wall-E
"Tis good..." I fear Frank killing me if I say otherwise.
#6 Finding Nemo
"Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude..." I was cool with this.
#7 Fantasia
"One of the best musicals ever, pretty animation, but compared to a narrative... ehhhh."
#8 Chicken Run
"DONE, I'M JUST DONE!" *Storms away from computer, but comes back.* "Top 10, really!? I mean I have no problem with it, but it's just not as good as Wallace and Gromit. I wouldn't even put it in my top 20.*
About now I'm tapping my foot and a little angry. Not because what is on the list this high, but what isn't.
#9 Who Framed Roger Rabbit
*twitch* "I-I-I-It's not even fully anima--. GOD! Can I even force myself to look at #10."
#10 The Nightmare Before Christmas
"FINALLY! REDEMPTION! REDEMPTION! How is this only #10! DEAR GOD, WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD... Calm down... Don't want to become a Tim Burton goth... *Cough* Ashley. *Cough*
So let me get this straight... Not a single. NOT A SINGLE foreign language animated film. Hell, even the Disney choices were a tad poor. The first foreign language film is at #13 (Spirited Away) and it's not even Miyazaki's best film! The first independent film is #17 (Persepolis).
I won't go into too many details, but suffice to say that nearly all the movies on the list are mainstream. Thus proving a bit of my point from above, that independent and heavily foreign animated works are ignored. Even blue collar Americans would be a little peeved that South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut is the last on the list. Even the placement of The Lion King at #26 a whole five ranks AFTER Antz makes me angry.
In fact after the top ten, some things made me angry:
- Even a classic like Watership Down is #49.
- Where's The Secret of NIMH!? It has a damn 96% on the site! WTF!?
- My Neighbor Totoro!? Porco Rosso!? Castle In the Sky!? Nausicaa of the Valley of Wind!?
- Not even a single Lupin III movie!? I mean there are like 20 of them!
- Lilo and Stich is on the list... Nuff said.
- Sleeping Beauty and Cinderella are in the 40's.
- WHERE IS FOX AND THE HOUND!?
- GRAVE OF THE FIREFLIES! GO WATCH THAT MOVIE (with crying tissues and a fluffy animal nearby) AND TELL ME THAT DOESN'T BELONG ON ANY TOP LIST!
Making correct lists of movies is impossible, making lists of your favorites, is fun and no one smart can be mad at you for expressing your own opinion.
But when a damn computer tells me these are the best animated movies! I have a problem with that! I don't care if these are based on total reviewers and rating, if you can't include a great movie on the list because lack of reviews, you shouldn't make a goddamn list!
Go
check it out. Feel free to rant or agree with the list. I won't mind either way, but keep this in mind for all you kids who grew up in the 80's and 90's. THERE IS NO MENTION OF THE SECRET OF NIMH! or All Dogs go to Heaven. I need to hug a puppy.