If you're a child on the 90's the title should make you feel warm and special on the inside. Now that, that's out of the way let's talk about cats...
Cute cuddly kitty cats.
If you've ever been a cat owner you know that they come in all kinds of fun mental instability. You got the loners, the overly attached, the evil masterminds and many others. Mine is just a creepy combination of overly attached and an evil mastermind. She has never been keen on anything other than her being in my life.
Ashley and the cat have a deep seeded rivalry stretching back all the way to the point they first met. Which resulted in a lot of hissing, screaming and a 9 pound cat chasing a 90 pound girl.
While the violence has toned down quite a bit, the cat still holds the dominate position. If the cat takes Ashley's seat, that seat is no longer available. The cat will knock down your picture if she wishes, she will keep knocking it down until she is satisfied. The cat doesn't like when you talk bad about her in the house...
My cat has trained my wife... That's creepy.
On a side note, I can move the cat off a seat and do all the things Ashley can't... I'm special.