One word, wow.
Wow is Ashley's go to word when I do something immature, weird or just about anything out of the norm. It's short for, "Wow, why did I marry you again?" She's not being hostile with it, it's just her way of thinking. Here are some examples:
- Ashley: Brian your dog is in your garden again.
Me: NOT MY CUCUMBERS! *runs screaming like a girl*
- Any talk of buying a motorcycle.
- Me: Don't call the exterminator I'll take care of the hornet nest. *picks up rake*
Ashley: Aren't you allergic to their stings?
Me: Only a little.
- "I can jump that."
- Whenever Ashley finds my candy stashes.