Life has been stunning for the Arakaki family. Like:
SHOCKING DISCOVERIES!
Me: Ashley, Is that a bird wing laying by the back door?
Cat: Mroow.
Ashley: That would explain all the screaming and crashing earlier.
(I still have no idea how a bird got in the house.)
STUNNING DIALOGUE!
Katie: Panties...
(They hang around Ashley way too much sometimes.)
AMAZING CONFESSIONS!
Ashley: Brian, promise not to be mad at me after I tell you this.
Me: Kay.
Ashley: I really, really fucking hate your mom.
*I dip a fry into ketchup*
Me: Kay.
IMPRESSIVE GIFT!
Me: So I just totally got tickets to Wrestlemania.
*Ashley hugs and kisses*
Me: In a suite.
*Unmentionable stuff*
2 comments:
hehe. :D
My favorite is the fry dip.
There is no better creator of classic memories than a bird stuck in a house. I've had it happen twice. Mass spazziness immediately followed.
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