Harry Potter over the years, has taught me many valuable lessons. Like:
- Racism is bad.
- People with light blond hair cannot be trusted. (Aw man...)
- Ravenclaw girls are emotional roller coasters and possibly sluts. Source: Cho Chang.
- Ravenclaw girls are hot.
- Pretty orphans should be locked up for reasons of national security.
- Dobby is the worst, most pointless character ever created.
- Harry Potter is Jesus with some obvious behavioral problems.
- When an older man tells you stories that don't seem to make sense at all. THEY WILL SAVE YOUR LIFE.
- Why does Hufflepuff even exist? The books clearly states Hufflepuff is the reject house.
- God help you if you're sorted into Hufflepuff.
- I'm pretty sure Ron is bi-curious.
- Moaning Myrtle is kind of a pervert.
- Hero worship is good.
- Many of the books state that Ron has grown x number of inches. That guy has got to be like 7 feet tall by book 7.
Questions about the Harry Potter series:
- Is... is there some kind of magical birth control?
- What the hell do American wizards do?
- Can some wizards talk to cats/dogs/mongooses?
- Are there such things as wizard hipsters?
- WHY OWLS!?
2 comments:
Blame Athena for the owl thing.
American Wizards, presumably, deal with the same thing European wizards deal with, just with a more native american bias.
American wizards are probably fat. That's about all I can guess at.
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